Kathryn Martini is a freelance writer, blogger and columnist in beautiful Portland, Oregon. A long time ago she was a flight attendant and still knows the safety demonstration by heart; she uses it to entertain guests at parties.

She is married to a Rollergirl and has three daughters, one of whom is a teenager. In her spare time she goes to school full-time at Portland State University and acts as the Social Media Manager for The Rose City Rollers. She hopes for world peace by complete liberal domination and complete dominion over mean people. In the meantime she is available to write things for money. Except poetry, she doesn’t write poetry. Link to her work is here and the link to her personal blog is here.